What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How did th-A fridge.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Guess what? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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