- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Waseem is not a funny guy!

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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