The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Obama

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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