- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

yo mama's so fat!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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