How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Weiner

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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