There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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The WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

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