Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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