What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Yo mamas so fat

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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