- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Are you a human?

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

YEAH THEY DO.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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