- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Cold camel scrotum.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Do you know what's not right? Left.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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