Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Penis

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Johnson stops eating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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