What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

weiner? balls

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Knock knock. Death.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Your mom.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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