- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

knock, knock. come in.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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