why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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mc hammers income.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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