- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

The game!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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