- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Snausages.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??