- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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