When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Women's rights.

A child with cancer grows up.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

A seal walks into a club.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Anti Joke

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