- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Chicken

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Reed is poopin

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

I like hats XD!

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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