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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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