What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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