Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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poop

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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This is an anti-joke.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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I'm a like whore

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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I saw a shovel once.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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