Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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this is gay

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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WNBA

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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