Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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I saw a shovel once.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Where's my shotgun

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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FAP

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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