what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Jews

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Johan showering. . . AWK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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