Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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