- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Lol! Why you wanna know?