What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Ebola

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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