- Anti Joke

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!