Women's Rights.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

It smells like triangles in here.

penis

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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