- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

your father died

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What did the fish say? Moo

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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