- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

a man walks into horse bar

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Knock knock runs away laughing

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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