- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

.....Carrot Top....

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

I like hats XD!

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Penisland

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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