Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

obama

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Patriarchy.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

a retard lost...

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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