- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Seth stock has a large penis

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Women.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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