babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

canaan and mallory

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

whats your name? bumder:)

Woman's rights.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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