- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A baby seal walks into a club.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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