- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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