- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

I like to eat people

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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