- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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