I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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