- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

I like to eat people

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

weiner? balls

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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