- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Why did the child step on a ball?

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

I have Alzheimer. What?

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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