man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Penis.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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