mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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