One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Soccer...

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Unnnnnnnn

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Drunk irish man

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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