Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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