Comedy.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Knock, Knock. Come In.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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