Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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knock knock who's there police

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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asian, do math

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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