R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

knock knock who's there police

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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