- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Who is a knob? ross d

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Comedy.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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