Knock knock *runs away laughing*

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

i love huge wieners.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Society.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Betty Whites ALIVE?

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

save water shower with friends

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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