- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

YEAH THEY DO.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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