- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

good one jess !!

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

I like pom

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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