"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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