- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

all these jokes suck ass

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What'sucks and white Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Jesus was born and rased a jew

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

whats brown? poop.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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