Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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