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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

women outside of the kitchen

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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