How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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19th amendment

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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THE GAME

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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