Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

I never asked for this.

Women Driving.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

all these jokes suck ass

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

T-Dog scare me

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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