Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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