Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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I never asked for this.

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Women Driving.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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