A new restaurant KKKcake

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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