Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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where are you?

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I am on a escalator.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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what do you watch ? a tv

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