What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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