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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a crush on my dad.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

I have two hands. Some people dont.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.