Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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black guy graduating high school

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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