what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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