a retard lost...

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Hey, Max!!

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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