- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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