What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a duck?

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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