Spell: “This word”

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Womens rights.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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