What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Obamacare haters

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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