- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Spread the net.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Scientology.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Joe Biden

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Please spell dyslexia.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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