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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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