take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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all these jokes suck ass

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Who has downs this joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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