two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Women's rights

How did th-A fridge.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Johnson stops eating

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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