guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Women.

Not Steve Jobs

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

No. Yes.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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