What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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