Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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I like hats XD!

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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since when?

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