Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Bloody kids ...

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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