Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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since when?

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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