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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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