Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

obama leadership

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

bitches be crafty.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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