Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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women's rights

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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