Men, get on the boat.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Hi? No!!!!!

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Laugh.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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