- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Knock knock. Death.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Penis

Womens Rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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