What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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