Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

miley cyrus

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

drake

Penis

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the fish say? Moo

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

My butt!!!!!!!!

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Republicans

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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