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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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