Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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