What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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