If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Jason Connor.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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