- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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