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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Blind people can't read this.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

yo mama's so fat!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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