Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

No. Yes.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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