If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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An asian without a future.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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