Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Whats better than 24? 25.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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