- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Civil Rights.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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