- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Womens rights

Knock, knock (No one was home)

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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