what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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