why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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