- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Watch your lips.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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