Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

YOLO.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

she wasn't 18

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

What looks like a dick? A penis

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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