- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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