why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Women.

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