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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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GONNA

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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The Pope

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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