- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

So a seal walks into a club..

An Asian walks out of the library.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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