A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Your time.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Anti Joke

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