How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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