Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

women have rights

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

YOU

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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