whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Spinabifita

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Anti Joke

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