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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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