- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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