Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Jason Connor.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Michael Brown

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Johnson stops eating

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Women's sports.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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