Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Two english guys meet at work

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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motley crew

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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