What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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rose are red violets should be purple

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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