what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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i cant think of one.

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im black

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Jews

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

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