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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Civil Rights.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

123 Main street

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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