What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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myspace

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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twilight

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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