Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Welcome To Facebook

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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