- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

knock knock who's there police

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.