Women's rights

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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