say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Woman.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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The cow went moo

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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