Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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