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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

knock knock come in

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

The Pope

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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