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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Anti Joke

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