there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Rebecca Black

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Halo < COD

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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