A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Two english guys meet at work

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

My name is never spelt right so its all good

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

motley crew

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

mark is mark

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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