- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

How old are you? 20

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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