Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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