Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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