An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Woman's rights.

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The 13th Amendment...

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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