I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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