- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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