- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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