- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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