Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

obama's promises

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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