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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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