John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Justin Bieber having an erection.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Anti Joke

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