whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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IU football

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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