Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

The game!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

your a towel.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Women's rights...

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

women's rights

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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