mark is mark

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

How old is victor? Old

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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