Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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The Irish man was sober.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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