Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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THE GAME

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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