- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Are you a human?

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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