Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What's worse than cancer? Death.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

IU football

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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