What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Anti Joke

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