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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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