Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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I am a n1gger.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Matt is not funny.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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