Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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I need a good anti joke....

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Penis

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Are you a human?

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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68 :)

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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