Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Nothing yet CC

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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