- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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