why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Penisland

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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ginger

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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