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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Cancer.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

A Frenchman stays and fights

knock knock how there me ok come in

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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