what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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